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Postby Pimienta on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:10 pm

at the bottom of the board index it says Birthdays: nil 76 but didn't he say he was 76 four years ago?
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Re: happy birthday

Postby nil on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:10 am

I avoided getting old by avoiding birthday.... now that you found one of my birthdays, I have aged to 77.... :sad:

I'm going to toss the rest of my birthdays to the deepest ocean I can find (which is not far from my home).
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Re: happy birthday

Postby Bomadeno on Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:12 pm

What if an octopus eats your birthdays?

You may want to consider ageing to 81, because then you can swap the digits on the cake and become 18 again. This is the secret to long life. (or one of them, another is to eat broccoli). Just make sure noone swaps your candles on your 18th birthday, or your life may be cut short by a heart attack.
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Re: happy birthday

Postby Pimienta on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:33 pm

what if the octopus eats all except your 113th birthday and in a year or two it resurfaces and you find yourself as a 113 year old in very few years
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Re: happy birthday

Postby Bomadeno on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:52 pm

You would at least be the oldest person alive (i think) and if you rearrange your candles you could be 311, and that really would be old, almost as old as someone like Noah. I wonder if you would get 113 years of memories too, because that would be quite useful, and you could write a nice novel.
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Re: happy birthday

Postby Pimienta on Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:47 pm

yeah quite a nice novel
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Re: happy birthday

Postby Mysti on Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:14 am

life starts at 311 didnt you know

so you have a while to wait :noway:
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