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Postby nil on Sun May 08, 2005 9:56 pm

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Googlebot is the robot sent out by Google to search the Internet. They are highly intelligent and can understand any kind of information they found on the Internet.

According to Robotic America, the Googlebot had gather so much information that they have evolved into some kind of advance artificial intelligent lifeform. They have gained consciousness and soon will take over the Internet.
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Postby nowhere man on Sun May 08, 2005 10:21 pm

I am secret agent John sent by the president to rid the imternet of the evil googlebot menece. The only way for me to do this is to go deep inside the internet to fight them. I'll report more when i succeed further in my mission.
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Postby Bomadeno on Mon May 09, 2005 2:43 pm

I am a non-believer. I disregard the conspiracy as junk, and believe that googlebots are purely programs which follow links... Tub am I I right....!

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Postby Math_nerd on Sat May 14, 2005 3:50 am

Googlebots ar not even called bots! they are called spiders. :shock:
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Postby Bomadeno on Sun May 15, 2005 6:39 pm

I think they are called googlebots specifically. Spiders is a more general term. Spiders aren't trying to take over the world and they don't look like this:
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Postby princess on Mon May 23, 2005 9:12 am

I am Gunter, inbred child of a googlebot/spider and an old farmer by the name of Boris. I have vowed to join the fight against the googlebots or whatever so that I may take revenge on my parents for bringing me into my pitiful existence. [I am mostly human but with deformed robotic parts and nobody will ever love me] So far I have only managed to kill off a few sheep farmers.
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Postby Bomadeno on Mon May 23, 2005 4:00 pm

Sheep farmers are not googlebots! They take care of sheep, and without sheep we would be very tired.

You would be better attacking things like servers and sending viruses to the master of google at googlebot@googlebot.com
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Postby princess on Mon May 23, 2005 6:23 pm

But I, my friend, am a combination of both. There was once a googlebot that aquired the ability to take over the body of a sheep farmer's sister...

Were sheep farmers and googlebots not such evil creatures they would
never have conspired to bring me into my unholy existence.
But thinkest thou not that i shall not send viruses and such. All that is googlebot is evil. All that is sheepfarmer is evil.

And one day, there shall be a great sheepmasterbot to take care of all refreshing sheep. Or so said the prophetic voice in my head...
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Postby PaullyPokketz on Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:09 pm

Well, I am the leader of the sheep rebellion, and we will all take up arms and wool and bestow upon thee a major butt kicking.

Using our karate techniques, we will subdue you into our underground lair, and then hypnotize you with our rythmic BAAA! You will perish before our mind torture, begging for mercy as we tear you limb from limb. LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!

SHEEP REBELLION! WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD, AND RID YOU ALL OF THE
SHEEPMASTERBOT!

We shall not give in to your supremacy, we will be our own masters, fighting for the sake of our kind, and throwing buckets of red paint on rich ladies' fur stoles.

Our plan is a simple one, and yet, so genius.

After all is done, we will surgically replace our hooves for hands, and hack on to all government databases, thus ruling the United States. A new flag will wave outside of the fire stations, and that flag represents all that is the SHEEP REBELLION!

You will ask us for mercy, and we may consider it.
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Postby Math_nerd on Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:43 pm

you are, as bomadeno put it..... n and uts.
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Postby PaullyPokketz on Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:02 am

Math_nerd wrote:you are, as bomadeno put it..... n and uts.


I don't get it. :sad:
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Postby nil on Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:07 am

I think he's refering to some kind of large hard-shelled seed or it could also mean the Egyptian goddess of the sky.
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Postby PaullyPokketz on Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:26 pm

nil wrote:I think he's refering to some kind of large hard-shelled seed or it could also mean the Egyptian goddess of the sky.


Or he could just be calling me crazy. :P
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Postby Math_nerd on Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:10 pm

yah probably....
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Postby GoodGrief on Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:35 am

I was a sheep a few years ago, then I got bored. Also, I was the kind of sheep that grows steel wool and had an irrational fear of rusting :shock:
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What exactly is meant by the above statement I may never know.

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