Abandoned Forum

[nil]

When a hole show up on a sock, we cry.

When two holes show up on the sock, we sadden.

When three holes show up on the sock, we are numb.

[GoodGrief]

This is especially true in Winter, a time symbolic of death.

[hamster]

Yes, the pain of holey socks is even more poignant when the sky is grey and feet are chilled.

[Mysti]

No moth in a bitten sock ever feels responsible.

[nil]

It's always the toes who make a hole on a sock. If we don't have toes, then we won't have holes on socks.

[hamster]

Don't blame the toes! Untrimmed toenails are the guilty parties!

[Pimienta]

so lets just do some genetic modification and just veto toenails altogether

[hamster]

But toenails do have a purpose. They are the biological umbrella for tender little toes, protecting the ten tootsies from all sorts of minor disasters such as falling objects.

When trimmed nicely, toenails can be adorable. At least on girls. Guys, not. But that's just me.

[Mysti]

you males have weird little toes.

[hamster]

you males have weird little toes.

Males are just weird all over. I mean, um, how to put this politely, biological milk dispenser nozzles that don't work; hairy ears; fascination with strategically placed fat deposits on the female; and the unquenchable urge to make war and create dictatorships?

And science tends to indicate that you females are smarter than we males, too. I can live with that, so long as you keep us around and let us fire up the barbecue grill now and then.

[Bomadeno]

I thought there was no difference between male and female intelligence?

I think it just lies in different departments, if i remember rightly.

My little toe is very wired, becasue I have wide feet and it has always been squashed by shoes.

[hamster]

I thought there was no difference between male and female intelligence?

I think it just lies in different departments, if i remember rightly.

My little toe is very wired, becasue I have wide feet and it has always been squashed by shoes.

It's still a rather controversial subject, discussed by such experts as Marilyn Vos Savant, listed as the world's most smartest person, but I don't have her article with me now. All the areas of intelligence formerly considered to be male specialties, such as math, have to be reevaluated as women break the barriers and get more involved with them.

I'm sorry for your toe. My weird male toes get all wiggly at night and disturb my sleep and sometimes have to be punished by being confined in socks.

[Pimienta]

To my sock

For you I have cried for you I have saddened but I have not yet become numb

[hamster]

To my sock

For you I have cried for you I have saddened but I have not yet become numb

If you wrap your sock very tightly around your toe, chances are it will become numb. But I don't recommend that.

[punk04]

dudes i have like six pairs of blue soxs