1. What is your fake name? Your fake age? And your fake location?
Hello I'm pimienta or frank or dan the danger prone whatever you like I don't have any other fake things though
2. Anyone around you think you exist?
I haven't got the slightest clue as to whatI think let alone other people
3. How often do you clean your bath towel?
what are bath towels are they those things that hang on that rack if so I can't remember
4. Have you ever murdered a cow?
Beef it's what's for dinner
5. Is your tooth brush cleaner than your teeth?
I ate my toothbrush for dinner
6. Does your pet have a religion? (if you have a pet)
Yes they all have separate ones my smaller toad believes in the godess of all things pink, my larger toad believes that there was once a great peacock that protected the creatures of the earth, and my gecko is a strong believer in putlist ideals
7. If you find a frog and a toad in your fridge, what would you have for dinner?
The neighbors pet gorilla
8. Would you rather make friend with a barbarian or a baboon?
I prefer the great intellect of the people of the baboon nation
9. Were you born from an egg first, or have you laid an egg first? (assuming you are a chicken)
Bawk ba... oops I'm not a chicken
10. If you are not a chicken, what are you?
Isn't telling you I'm not a chicken good enough for you people or do you want to know my whole lifes history

1. My name is Twin2,I am 17 or 71 depends how I look at it, I live on Centreal High roof.
2. Anyone around you think you exist?  Yes , my twin who is evil or was that me that is evil?? 
3. How often do you clean your bath towel?When it rains, washes all my clothes and laundy. 
4. Have you ever murdered a cow? Yes, but only for food.
5. Is your tooth brush cleaner than your teeth? no bleach my tooth brush, but bleach tastes yucky in your mouth while bleaching your teeth.
6. Does your pet have a religion? (if you have a pet) Yes they are Dogthilicic
7. If you find a frog and a toad in your fridge, what would you have for dinner? Order pizza
8. Would you rather make friend with a barbarian or a baboon?  A Barbarian Baboon 
9. Were you born from an egg first, or have you laid an egg first? (assuming you are a chicken) I was spawned at least that is what my parental units say.
10. If you are not a chicken, what are you? Go ask my twin!!

1. My fake name is GoodGrief, though I also respond to GoodGrief, Queen of Darkness, Cheese, and Inexpensive Toothpaste. My fake age is anywhere between negative six and fifty-nine depending on how much sugar/sleep I've had, but I average seventeen. My fake location is a small unstable universe where everything you touch turns to jelly, and the only day of the week is Tuesday, though I ocassionally holiday in Queensland, Australia.

2. Does anyone around you think you exist? Of the two people in the room, one gives a bewildered 'yeah' and the other says 'no comment' whatever that means. However in other news, my sister tries to pretend I don't exist, and a friend of mine up in Toowoomba is adamant that I'm a figment of her imagination. You draw your own conclusions.

3. I do not have a bath towel. I have a shower towel. I clean it... when did I clean it last? Perhaps I should do that soon, before it leaves me for an owner that won't use it and throw it insensitively on the floor.

4. I have not personally murdered a cow, but I have partaken of its flesh on many an ocassion. A different cow every time though.

5. That depends which toothbrush you mean...

6. My cat only believes in himself and whoever is holding the tin opener.

7. If you found a frog and a toad in your fridge, what you be having for dinner? Not whatever the frog and toad are having, that's for sure.

8. A baboon, because they have funny looking bums. Barbarians are just smelly.

9. Were you born from an egg first, or have you laid an egg first? (assuming you are a chicken) This question is at odds with my belief that babies are found under cabbages. Are you trying to corrupt my beliefs?

10. Can I phone a friend on this one?