The Average Day in the Life of a Loser

Submitted by nowhere man on Saturday, November 5, 2005 - 19:58

The first thing a loser does in the morning of course is wake up. Well after that the nerd gets dressed. Now this is the forst desicion of the day and a slightly important one especialy for a looser. It seems the fewer freinds you have the more critical people are of your clothing. So you have to pick clothes that people most certainly won't make fun of. Next the loser will brush his teeth. Because the loser got up so late, he now has to hurry to get ob the bus where he sits with one of his very few freinds and prepares to get mocked and pummled with mountain dew bottles all the way to school.When he gets there he reluctently goes to his locker and emptys the contents of his bookbag into his locker. He then goes to math class where he struggles to stay awake. On his way to science class someone makes fun of his shirt. In science class someone makes fun of his homework. In art class someone makes fun of his art. Finally comes lunch, a chance to sit with his three freinds and discuss loser things like star wars and video games. He then gets made fun of for putting peas on his salad, for his shirt several more times,for his badly brushed teeth and for his freinds. He tries to stick up for himself and his friends and fails resulting in more mocking. he then goes to spanish class where he getsin trouble for not doing his homework. Then he gets back on the bus. Gets even more bottles thrown at him, profanitys shouted at him, and his shirt made fun of(he should have been more carefull picking out his shirt.) He then gets off the bus, spends his night on the computer, watching tv and playing video games.

And that my friends is a day in the life of a loser.

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Subject:	loosen up... If they throw
Author:	zen
Date:	Sun, 2005-11-06 12:53

If they throw plastic bottles, explain to them about the importance of recycling.
If they laugh at the peas on the salad, explain to them about the importance of organic vegetarian dietary.
If they laugh at the teeth, explain to them about the insufficiency of the nation's dental insurance policy.
If it's about star wars, just show them the mega-billion dollars the movie had made.

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Subject:	Hang in there!
Author:	Astarte
Date:	Sun, 2005-11-06 14:22

It will end and because of it you will have strengths that will carry you through your whole life.

You are already strong, because nowhere have you said "I want to throw bottles at someone". You want to be someone better than that and you are, and will continue to be.

You will go further in your education because you already know that being a big, bullying fish in a very small pond is not the way to succeed (although it does presently succeed in being annoying) and the way out of the bus and into a very nice car is through education.

There will be other bullies along the way, but as you grow older you will immediately recognise them for what they are, and be able to deal with them in a civilised and totally satisfactory manner.

A bully can only make themselves appear big by making you appear small. That they find you threatening enough to need to diminish you, makes me think you may not be the loser you think you are.

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Subject:	Thank you...
Author:	nowhere man
Date:	Mon, 2005-11-07 17:47

Thank you for your nice comment, but you don't seem to understand that this is a completly fictional story... Yes, and the charectar in the story has no similarties at all to me.
Its an honest mistake to make though, so I won't hurt you this time

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Subject:	Oooops!
Author:	Anonymous (not verified)
Date:	Mon, 2005-11-07 18:03

Well, I'm very glad that this isn't really your life. I'll have to put away the big box of tissues now :)

But, it was a very convincing, and therefore very good, story!!!! Kudos, nowhere man. Well done! :D

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Subject:	Whoops!
Author:	Astarte
Date:	Mon, 2005-11-07 18:11

Well, you had me convinced! :)

I'll put away the box of tissues now.

Kudos, nowhere man! Well done! :D

(and should a similar comment pop up called Ooops! That's mine too - except I forgot to log in and it disappeared???) (Sigh)

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