This is from the very quill of Beauregarde the Trouboubador Ant! Surely the worst poet in Antdom, and possibly even the whole of Insectia.........

Hear him now as he regales the beauteous Madame Spider with one of his less well-known impromptu works:

"Madame Spider so big and fat,

How I wonder where you're at.

With your legs, so long and many,

Shoes must cost a pretty penny.

Your big blue eyes and whiskers frizzy

Make me feel a little dizzy.

Are you going to the ball?

Will you dance with me at all?

Oh, my lovely Madame Spider,

How wonderful to sit beside her!"

However, Madame Spider was so bedazzled by young Beauregarde's words that she put up a sign at the edge of her web.

It said: MADAME SPIDER ENJOYS POETS ALL WELCOME HERE

Should you wish to read more about Beauregarde, you may do so in Chapter 5 of "The Chippetuck Chronicles"