A cat saw a penguin, wearing a tuxedo.

"Whoever wears a tuxedo must be very important," thought the cat.

"Hello penguin fellow, how do you fly?" asked the cat, for the cat missed many birds when they flew away.

"You fly with your wings, you silly," the penguin answered.

"But I have no wings," said the cat, sadly.

"You just have to open your arms then," the penguin said, opening it's retarded wings wide and hard.

"Could you show me that?" asked the cat.

"Sure," said the penguin confidently, "why don't we do it together?"

The cat thought, that would be OK, for sure, he just need to do what the penguin did.

And one, two, three, the penguin counted and they jumped off the cliff above the deep angry sea.

Both of them fell, but the penguin survived for it knows how to swim. Sadly the cat was drowned, for it could neither fly nor swim.