Life, if you\'re fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up

"Earth is a flower and it's pollinating."

"I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch."

"If you cut down a forest, it doesn't matter how many sawmills you have if there are no more trees."

"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."

"The beginning is the most important part of the work."

"Music is well said to be the speech of angels."

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."

"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."

"First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity."

"The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time."

"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."

You can\'t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."

"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."

"Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him."

"The average person thinks he isn't."