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Nerdy Quote 2005-12-28
Submitted by qbot on 28 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyThere is nothing in the programming field more despicable
than an undocumented program.
Ed Yourdan
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-26
Submitted by qbot on 26 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyI think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.
Larry Wall
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-24
Submitted by qbot on 24 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyThe average software developer, for example, doesn't own a single book
on the subject of his or her work, and hasn't ever read one.
That fact is horrifying for anyone concerned about the quality of work in the field,
for folks like us who write books, it is positively tragic.
Tom DeMarco and Timothy
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-22
Submitted by qbot on 22 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyProgramming without an overall architecture or design in mind is like exploring a cave
with only a flashlight: You don't know where you've been, you don't know where you're
going, and you don't know quite where you are.
Danny Thorpe
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-20
Submitted by qbot on 20 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyI like to remind my team that ultimately we ship products,
not specs and design documents, so we need to remember the end game.
Ron Soukup
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-18
Submitted by qbot on 18 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyCaching hides many sins.
Steven Smith
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-16
Submitted by qbot on 16 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyProgramming is like sex: one mistake
and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-14
Submitted by qbot on 14 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyIf the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
N. Schryer
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-12
Submitted by qbot on 12 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyProgrammers regard themselves as artists.
As such they consider keeping accurate records
of their handiwork on par with washing ash tray.
Otis Port
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-10
Submitted by qbot on 10 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyAs a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used,
and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
Dave Parnas
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-08
Submitted by qbot on 8 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyDon't document the problem, fix it.
Atli Björgvin Oddsson
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-06
Submitted by qbot on 6 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyTo keep large programs well structured, you either need superhuman will power, or proper language support for interfaces.
Greg Nelson
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-04
Submitted by qbot on 4 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyIf your code isn't worth documenting then it isn't worth keeping.
Jonathan Nagler
Nerdy Quote 2005-12-02
Submitted by qbot on 2 December, 2005 - 10:00. funnyWe try to solve the problem by rushing through the design process
so that enough time is left at the end of the project to uncover the errors
that were made because we rushed through the design process.
Glenford J. Myers
Nerdy Quote 2005-11-30
Submitted by qbot on 30 November, 2005 - 10:00. funnySimplify, don't complicate - especially processes, procedures and policies.
Richard A. Moran

