computer

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-28

funny

There is nothing in the programming field more despicable
than an undocumented program.
Ed Yourdan

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-26

funny

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.
Larry Wall


Nerdy Quote 2005-12-24

funny

The average software developer, for example, doesn't own a single book
on the subject of his or her work, and hasn't ever read one.
That fact is horrifying for anyone concerned about the quality of work in the field,
for folks like us who write books, it is positively tragic.
Tom DeMarco and Timothy


Nerdy Quote 2005-12-22

funny

Programming without an overall architecture or design in mind is like exploring a cave
with only a flashlight: You don't know where you've been, you don't know where you're
going, and you don't know quite where you are.
Danny Thorpe


Nerdy Quote 2005-12-20

funny

I like to remind my team that ultimately we ship products,
not specs and design documents, so we need to remember the end game.
Ron Soukup

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-18

funny

Caching hides many sins.
Steven Smith

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-16

funny

Programming is like sex: one mistake
and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-14

funny

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
N. Schryer

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-12

funny

Programmers regard themselves as artists.
As such they consider keeping accurate records
of their handiwork on par with washing ash tray.
Otis Port

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-10

funny

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used,
and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
Dave Parnas

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-08

funny

Don't document the problem, fix it.
Atli Björgvin Oddsson

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-06

funny

To keep large programs well structured, you either need superhuman will power, or proper language support for interfaces.
Greg Nelson

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-04

funny

If your code isn't worth documenting then it isn't worth keeping.
Jonathan Nagler

Nerdy Quote 2005-12-02

funny

We try to solve the problem by rushing through the design process
so that enough time is left at the end of the project to uncover the errors
that were made because we rushed through the design process.
Glenford J. Myers

Nerdy Quote 2005-11-30

funny

Simplify, don't complicate - especially processes, procedures and policies.
Richard A. Moran