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this is the greatest book that has ever been written by anyone. Even though he is only like 10 years old, Robert Hamburger is a God. Ninjas are totally friggen sweet and get me totally pumped. Pirates suck, and they should all die. Hippos are really cool, too. So is going around killing people and kicking them in the nuts so hard that they evaporate. I especially liked the side "phone conversations" the "pre-pumps" and the extra details and commentary written at the bottom. This is probably the funniest book ever written by anyone. Just reading this book has turned me into a ninja.

I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!

I loved the website and this book follows in the same tradition with its insane, sick humor. I can't believe the people who bash this book for not teaching real ninjitsu! How stupid can you be?! While reading those bad reviews all I could hear in my head were guitars wailing and I got so pumped that I almost threw myself down the stairs!! You guys need to get a life right now or else; just picture yourself covered with ninja stars!

Though I never dabble in the world of sophmoric literary works, I found this title to be extraordinary. Not only does Robert Hamburger include philosphical explanations to his beliefs, but turned myself around. I plan to start the Institute for High Ninja Arts, where I plan to focus on teaching others how to 'flip out' and be 'totally sweet.' Not only will this book be mandatory for all of my students, but also as a final, they must either commit Seppuku with a Frisbee or write a thesis on 'flipping out' and 'porking babes.' Indeed this book was an inspiration and I hope it could help others define themselves. Bravo, Robert. Bravo.