Abandoned Forum

[nil]

A wise sock is also a joyless sock.

[nil]

The nature of men is not the nature of socks. Men long for joy, socks don't.

Joy and sadness never happen at once, but they always come in a pair.

[hamster]

I spoke with a joyful sock once. He told me that most socks feel joy when they are fresh and new, soft and clean. They feel happiness when tugged on over clean feet on chilly winter mornings. They like well-behaved children, the prissier the better.

They do not like rainy days, athletes or summer camp.

[nil]

One who speaks with a sock is humble and wise.

One who understands a sock is kind and gentle.

[Mysti]

I understand and worship the almighty words of the Blue Sock.